Things I Never Thought I'd Say

"HEY! We don't pee in the air vent." ~ to LR while he's standing over the air vent with no diaper on.
"Stop poking your sister in the eye while she's eating." ~ to J. Frog while tandem nursing. He's gotten really aggressive about poking her.

"Gassy Girl!" ~ every time I have to pick up Missy during the night just so that she can fart. It's Ferber time!